The Best Sex Blankets in 2023, Tested by Sex Experts

Almost all of the experts we spoke to recommended Liberator's Fascinator Throw. Its polyester fabric is soft and waterproof to make sexy time comfortable and easy to clean up.

"I love it because it's discreet, waterproof, and machine washable and the cover is a soft micro velvet that feels luxurious against your naked skin," says Dr. Heather England, a licensed Clinical Psychotherapist. Plus, its sleek black finish looks great on any furniture.

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This top-rated sex blanket on Amazon lives up to its name, according to reviewers. "The blanket is waterproof so no need to worry about bodily fluids staining the sheet," says Sharon Sanders, a clinical sexologist and writer for Philadelphia Weekly. "It's very soft on the skin, and it does not make a sound even when scratched or scrubbed together."

Plus, reviewers found that it's easy to clean in the washing machine, and dries on low tumble easily.

If you're looking to hook up outdoors, this outdoor blanket is your best bet. "While not exclusively marketed as a sex blanket, this option boasts remarkable waterproof and windproof properties," says Adina Mahalli, a certified mental health expert and family therapist for Maple Holistics. "Its durability, machine-washability, and cozy fleece lining make it an excellent choice for both indoor and outdoor escapades."

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When it comes to comfort, Softan's waterproof blanket reigns supreme. Sex therapist Aliyah Moore says this is the best sex blanket she's tried, and loves its plush top layer that's as cozy as a Snuggy, and has a waterproof membrane to keep spills at bay. She noted that its comfortable surface made intimate moments even more sensual. Plus she's taken this on her romantic getaways, thanks to its portable and lightweight design.

"It's a sex blanket that truly meets the needs and desires of couples and individuals," she says.

Blue Zoca's blanket packs three layers in it, and testers found that it did the best job in preventing stains from seeping onto their furniture. One tester even said it has become her go-to "squirt blanket." Its folded hem adds for extra durability, plus, the blanket kept is shape after multiple washes, though it can take awhile to dry, given its multiple layers.

"During my own experiences, I found found it to be a game changer," says Moore.

Our experts say that Sheets of San Francisco is a reliable brand for fluid-proof blankets that happen to feel luxurious. This polyester option is a go-to blanket for Harrison, who says it looks as great as it feels.

"It looks more like you are having sex in bed versus on a blanket and it is fitted, so it won't move around, or bunch up, so it limits liquids from getting through the barrier and provides more protection for your mattress," she says.

Wellness enthusiast Ryan Hetrick says this fleece blanket is a great choice for guys who want a stain-fighting blanket that's also comfortable. Its sherpa backing help keeps you warm before foreplay. Plus, it's hypoallergenic, which makes it ideal for those who have allergies, and the plush fabric won't irritate your skin. "The blanket is also machine washable, so you can keep it clean without any fuss," says Hetrick, CEO of Epiphany Wellness.

If you need a throw that you can put over your couch or smaller furniture, this one's your guy. "It's cozy, waterproof, and looks just like any decorative throw blanket," Dr. England says. "So you could keep it out and no one would know what it's for."

Pet blankets might not be the sexiest option, but this one gets the job done. It has a three-layer design that helps absorb lube and fluids, and its sherpa exterior adds for a level of comfort. Reddit users say this is one of the best waterproof throws worth buying on the low, given its price point.

This waterproof cover is specifically made for sexy time, and customers note that it does a great job at preventing liquids and stains from seeping through. One thing to note, it doesn't absorb liquid like a towel, instead puddling at the surface, so make sure to clean up immediately after sex.

Throws of Passions is another maker of top-notch sex blankets, according to experts that we talked to. Amazon customers say that this waterproof throw is fully absorbent on both sides, and easily soaks up stains. Plus you can use it inside, or outside, making it extra versatile.

The Headrick Blanket is a great option to put over your bed sheet set, since it has a discreet gray color that looks like any regular throw. But unlike most throws, this one is waterproof to soak up those hot-and-heavy stains, and is machine washable, making for an easy cleanup.

Yes, this is technically marketed as a picnic blanket, but testers note that it's also great for outdoor hookups, thanks to its waterproof canvass that can soak up any type of juice, edible or otheriwse. Plus, it comes with a carry sack so you can take it for all your intimate adventures.

One of our favorite outerwear brands, Rain also makes a packable, outdoor-friendly blanket that doubles as a sex-friendly throw. Its polyester fabric with a polyurethane coating makes it extra water and stain-proof. Plus its sharp, minimalist design is discreet and purpose built for all sorts of play.

Originally made for bed wetting, Peapod Mats have received top-marks from Reddit users as a sex-friendly mattress protector, thanks to its absorbent fabric that can hold up to 6 cups of liquid. Plus its velcro straps help keep the blanket in place, in case your hook up gets hot and heavy.

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